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My family

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“The author’s siblings are all married ” 

верным (впечатайте ‘true’, ‘false’, ‘not stated’).

      

I have a large family. They are in Magelang. My family has ten people: my father, my mother, five sisters, two brothers, and me. My father has three brothers, and my mother has three sisters and one brother. All my uncles and aunts live in Jakarta, but my family lives in Magelang.

My father is 62 years old, and my mother is 54 years old. My father has a job at a post office. My mother doesn’t work now, but she was a teacher at a junior high school.

I have many cousins because my aunts and uncles are married. My sisters are married too, and they have many children. For example, my first sister is a doctor, and she has a child. My second sister is a dentist, and she has two children, one boy and one girl. My third sister is a teacher, and she has three children, two boys and one girl. My fourth and fifth sisters do not have any children because they have not got married.

A Joke

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My family

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“The Simpson is an ugly satire of the typical American family” верным 

(впечатайте ‘true’, ‘false’, ‘not in stated’).

The Simpsons, one of the longest running television shows in history, was created in 1987. It represents a satire of the typical American family that millions of people love to watch because they use humor to deal with their problems and face contemporary conflicts that people can actually relate to.

The Simpsons are a nuclear family; the father is the breadwinner and there is a caring mother that stays home and cooks and cleans. Homer, the father, works at a nuclear power plant in Springfield. They have three children Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, and they also have a dog. The creators of the Simpsons want to reflect the belief of what a modern American family is.

Every episode starts with Bart, the son, who writes on the chalkboard because he always does something wrong...Lisa, the daughter, usually plays a solo on the saxophone...Marge, the mom, does grocery shopping and leaves her baby at the checkout counter and Homer, the father, as a rule sleeps on the job. At the end of the day all the members of the family come home at the same time. They all race for the couch to watch their TV shows. Sounds familiar? I think we all can relate in some way with the Simpson family.

Common mistakes in English

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